Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
11.06.2025 04:31
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
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A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I can count
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
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EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
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I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t cotton to rapists
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know who the president of Turkey really is
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
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I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I can read
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
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Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I actually pay taxes
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It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t buy bullshit
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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
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I have complete contempt for fakery
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I see through liars
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write